There's always money in the banana stand

BRB

Going to Germany. See y’all in 3 weeks :)

I embarrass myself infront of myself

I Forgot Why I Just Opened This New Tab : A Memoir By Me

timeywimeywinchester:

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

at least enough to water a Rose

get out.

iseebeautyinallthings:

Today is a wonderful day. #believe

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

sassiestasshole:

every now and then i remember things that i did as a child and i’m like “why didn’t i know i was gay sooner” because my god i was like a raging homo at age 9

thrace-:

Look at your life, look at your choices.

Achievement unlocked

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with