youcanflyhigher:

revengangel:

sir-peter-taylorson:

porn

True porn

Oh my god

Dom Dwyer of Sporting Kansas City scores, and takes a selfie.

likethe309:

I made this today. As a Blues fan I hate myself

likethe309:

I made this today. As a Blues fan I hate myself

Mini’s first NWSL goal

epitomeofloyalty:

Angerery

epitomeofloyalty:

Angerery

inventfootball:

Brazil vs. Germany, without Brazil

Brazil didn’t show up against Germany. So, naturally, here are Germany’s seven goals against Brazil in an alternate universe where Brazil literally didn’t show up. (via AFR)

therealbarnie:

Barnie: Warm up dance edition

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

budlmusic:

Ali Krieger wearing that captain armband and owning it. 5/11/14

budlmusic:

Ali Krieger wearing that captain armband and owning it. 5/11/14

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

That’s it, that’s the show